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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 July 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9320) - you deserved it (30845)

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