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by Anon / 01/12/2012 at 8:34am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by annoying / 01/09/2012 at 8:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by mortifiedgrandchild / 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
by vanessa560 / 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Grandson / 01/01/2012 at 8:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by KrissyBearr / 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Kevin / 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/28/2011 at 9:53pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/27/2011 at 9:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Cary / 12/26/2011 at 1:17am / United States (New Mexico) / Love
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years asked my dad if he could marry me, and my dad agreed. He then tells me that he's not going to propose for maybe another year at least, he "just wanted to get that out of the way." FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 8:28pm / United States / Love
Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 3:38pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
by bigmistake / 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 1:23pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…