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luke1995fg's favorite FMLs
by selfishsexysanta / 12/24/2012 at 1:06pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 8:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by justgreat / 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by ari / 03/19/2012 at 1:49am / United States / Intimacy
by CallaC / 03/14/2012 at 10:01pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/28/2012 at 2:41pm / United States (Washington) / Money
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 3:40am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
by Mel Ancholy / 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Christinemh329 / 02/17/2012 at 1:22am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Zoey / 02/09/2012 at 10:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/24/2012 at 5:39am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by bad luck? / 01/19/2012 at 12:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…