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luise
  • Town/Country : Bergen, Norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 September 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 359
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

#2009053
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I agree, your life sucks (142228) - you deserved it (32736)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (139744) - you deserved it (24742)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)



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