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  • Birth Date : Monday 19 August 1985 (29 years)
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Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opend the car door for her, and out of habit, pushd down on her head as she got in. real FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37308) - you deserved it (10864) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

today I went to the store to buy some new shrts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shrts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put original shrt back on. FML

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On 07/30/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by hoaloha - United States (Arizona)

Today , I was taking a walkhen I noticed an elderly man on the ground , unmoving. Being a registered nurse , I tried to give him CPR. As mah lips touched his , he hacked a loogie and spat it into the back of mah throat. I swallowed. FML

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On 07/29/2012 at 11:24pm - misc - by guy - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I WENT TO DINNER WITH AN AMAZING GUY. AT THE END HE SAID HE HAD TO GO TO THE WASHROOM. 15 MIN LATER HE WAS STILL MIA, SO I FIGURED HE'D DITCHED ME WITH THE BILL. I PAID AND LEFT. 10 MIN LATER HE TEXTED ME, ASKINGHERE I WAS. TURNS OUT HE HADN'T DITCHED ME. HE WAS HAVING "STOMACH ISSUES." FML

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On 07/29/2012 at 8:25pm - misc - by oops (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I searchd our neighborhood for our lost dog . After screaming at the top of our lungs driving around looool in crcles and asking strangers we realizd we took him to the groomers this morning . FML

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On 07/19/2012 at 7:56pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I returned home to parents house, drunk!! Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls!! Five hours later, mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen!! In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge!! FML

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On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France



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