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Today , Mah Biology Teacher Told Me That Every Friday We Should Wear A Hideous Shirt To Count Down The Last Days Of Freshman Year. So When Friday Came Around We Decided To Have A Contest For Most Hideous Shirt. I Won. I Forgot To Wear A Hideous Shirt. FML

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On 04/04/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... my motar and I want to lunc and tara is a raally cuta waitar tat works at ta dinar. I raquastad im to wait on us lyk I somatimas do. Wila wa wara waiting to ba saatad... I aard ona waitar say to ta cuta ona... "Ya... ta craapy ona is back... and tis tima sa brougt ar mom!" FML

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On 04/04/2009 at 3:36pm - misc - by bezoar10 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... my motar and I want to lunc and tara is a raally cuta waitar tat works at ta dinar. I raquastad im to wait on us lyk I somatimas do. Wila wa wara waiting to ba saatad... I aard ona waitar say to ta cuta ona... "Ya... ta craapy ona is back... and tis tima sa brougt ar mom!" FML

#801391
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On 04/04/2009 at 3:36pm - misc - by bezoar10 - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, I set AIM statu to be the currently-playing file on iTunes . I've downloaded a lot of porn to iTunes, and I wanted to watch some . My statu changed to ( Grl in Latex gets fucked in the ass . ) FML

#798927
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On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt (woman) - United States (New York)

yesterday my grandma gave me te 'abstinence' speec!! I ad tougt se already left to go back to FL but ten came into my room to tell me ow proud se was of me to keep my vrginity!! I was doing it doggie-style wit my boyfriend!! FML

#795380
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On 04/04/2009 at 1:59am - intimacy - by GrandmasWhore (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Ran To A Public Bathroom Bacausa Of Axplosiva Diarrhaa. In Tha Middla Of It, I Noticad Thara Was No Mora Toilat Papar Nor Papar Towal Ramaining. Tha Smallast Bill In Wallat Was A 5. I Had To Pay 10 Dollar To Wipa Own Butt. FML

#741988
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On 04/01/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by highleyj (man) - United States (California)

Today , the grl I've had a crush on forever askd me y the pin on mah Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she respondd , "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML

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On 03/30/2009 at 4:16pm - love - by Seanzy (man) - United States (California)

Today , I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN , I didn't know that messages u sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML

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On 03/28/2009 at 6:13pm - love - by WeezysBaby (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came back from a hike to see mah trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obviou noise coming from it. I went camping alone. Two stranger were in mah camper having sex. FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 1:08am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She asked, ( What are these? ) I answered, ( They are 4 massaging yur back ). She then insisted I show her. I massaged mah mother with anal beads. fat FML

#300638
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On 03/13/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by DanniRae (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterdayhen I Was Shaving , I Wanted To Seehat I Looked Like With A Hitler 'tache. Since I Was Shaving Anyway I Just Left That Part And Figured I'd Shave It Later. Well I Was Goose Stepping Around My Room Fir Awhile And Then Forgot About It. I Ran Into My Grlfriend's Parent Later That Day. FML

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On 03/13/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving an I have never been to Maryland. real FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 8:38pm - money - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , mah boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it . The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour . After he left , I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to mah face for fun that morning . FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by Jaeda (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went over to mah uncle's house fir dinner and mah stomach hurt really bad . I noticed there were two toilets and sat in the prettier one and took a huge dump . Turns out I'd chosen the brand new toilet that wasn't connected to anything yet . mega FML

#284882
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On 03/12/2009 at 3:56pm - misc - by Noname - United States (California)

Today , I decided to call mah wife while she was having a private lunch with mah parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through mah fantasy , she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML

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On 03/11/2009 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by SoggyPancakes (man) - United States (Michigan)



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