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luckyyyme
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 50920
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About luckyyyme : "The opposite of war isn't peace, it's creation."
-RENT

"Life's not worth a damn til you can say 'HEY WORLD! I am what I am.'"
-La Cage Aux Folles

"Freedom is indivisible, and when one man is enslaved, all are not free."
-JFK "Ich Bin Ein Berliner" 1963

"I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do."
-Johnny Depp

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Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (111523) - you deserved it (26043)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. 30 minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML

#1530286 (52)

I agree, your life sucks (18344) - you deserved it (33351)

On 05/01/2009 at 5:15pm - health - by CollegeGirl (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML

#1334002 (213)

I agree, your life sucks (43471) - you deserved it (9041)

On 04/25/2009 at 8:44pm - misc - by crashednowcrushed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792 (843)

I agree, your life sucks (228667) - you deserved it (19498)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was riding my bike and stopped at a street light. A little girl looked at me, then asked her mother, "Mommy, why does that girl have a ring through her nose?" Her mother then replied, "Because her parents don't love her." FML

#818828 (280)

I agree, your life sucks (53018) - you deserved it (11884)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (21615) - you deserved it (293813)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML

#5350 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (10821) - you deserved it (46875)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Randy Savage (man) - United States (New Jersey)