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by myownperson / 10/25/2011 at 4:17am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML
by KaySchrages92 / 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/24/2011 at 9:29pm / United States / Geek
by soldiergirl / 10/24/2011 at 8:13pm / United States / Love
Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
by Anonymous / 10/23/2011 at 5:16pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML
by kengu / 10/23/2011 at 5:02pm / Norway (Vestfold) / Animals
by dolceconfuoco / 10/20/2011 at 12:44pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
- Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes,… Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because… Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob,…