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Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, after working for over ten years at a dead-end factory line, I told my friends I was going to take some business courses and land myself a real job. All they've done since is laugh, mock me, and say that if Clinton couldn't fix the economy, I have no chance. FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 8:37pm - work - by workworkwork - United States (Florida)
Today, my neighbours kicked my football back over the fence. They'd slashed it and taped a note to the remains that said, "Do it again and it'll be your face." Now I'm scared to play football in my own backyard. FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)
Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by tireedddddd - United States (New York)
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML
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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -
Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML
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On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, the main topic for my sister and her friends in the car was how many ways they could think of to kill me. They came up with 137. I have to spend a week with these people. FML
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On 11/18/2011 at 4:01am - health - by xattackattackx - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
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On 11/17/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by that guy -
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