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Today, I tried to help a large, elderly nun who had slipped. She was stuck and wedged in on a concrete ramp. So I stood facing her, feet braced against hers, and pulled. Not only did I drop her, but I got a wicked view of her panties and crotch. I'm sure I'm going to hell. FML
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On 09/11/2009 at 6:16pm - misc - by KarmaGirl (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, after picking up my 6 year old from school, he says, "Drew said his dad could beat you up." I told him that he needs to respect his own father more and stand up for me! I get home, look up his class roster and low and behold, Drew's dad beat me up in Jr. High. FML
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On 09/11/2009 at 4:11pm - work - by jeph23 (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I had dinner with my girlfriend of five months along with my mom and dad. Everything was going fine until my mom asked aloud "Everything going smooth for you in the bedroom?" to which my girlfriend replied "No." I was painting the master bedroom at my parent's house for some extra cash. FML
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On 09/11/2009 at 8:26am - love - by moresexperience (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML
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On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I was sitting in my garden and having a cup of tea while watching some dragonflies. I thought the dragonflies were really pretty, so I ran towards them and tried to catch their tails like I used to when I was a kid. They were exotic wasps. Ouch. FML
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On 09/10/2009 at 9:40am - animals - by Lala (woman) - Philippines (Batangas)
Today, while driving on the tollway my car overheated and died a few yards from the toll booth. I then had to wait, crying, in my smoking car for a patrol guy while cars moved around me. He had to push me through the toll and the lady in the booth said she felt sorry for me but still took my $3. FML
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On 09/09/2009 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I hadn't popped the question to her yet. For the last six months, I have been respectfully trying to convince her over protective father to give me his blessing. FML
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On 09/09/2009 at 7:11pm - love - by K-9cop (man) - United States
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
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On 09/08/2009 at 8:29am - love - by nitwit (man) - Greece (Attiki)
Today, I stepped on the MacBook Air I purchased 4 days ago. The screen snapped in two, and I didn't buy insurance because I promised myself I would be "extra careful." $3500 well spent. FML
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On 09/08/2009 at 2:31am - money - by AyDiosMio42 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Notyourstepmom - United States (Nevada)
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
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On 09/03/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Delaware)
Today, I got a knock on my door at 3AM. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML
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On 08/28/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by chasingcars0624 - United States
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
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On 08/28/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by wtfman101 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
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On 08/28/2009 at 2:42am - misc - by helenablitz (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was driving past a farm that always has 4 chickens walking around outside. It always cheers me up to see them, but I couldn't find them. I wasn't watching the road so I didn't see when I ran over all 4 chickens. FML
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On 08/27/2009 at 4:53pm - animals - by chickenlover (man) - United States (Illinois)
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