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Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML

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124 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 10:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hillingdon)

Today, I was supposed to talk to my girlfriend's mom to ask permission to date her daughter but I chickened out. We've been together for almost a year, but have not been on a real date because I am too damn scared of her family. FML

#8913654
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8712) - you deserved it (40749)

On 03/08/2010 at 3:33am - love - by imafrickenidiot - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

#8905229
191 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the man who sold me my car 6 months ago lied about it being "recently serviced" and "in excellent condition". It actually hasn't been serviced in years, and fixing all its problems is going to cost me $900 more than what I paid for the car. FML

#8820381
145 comments

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On 03/04/2010 at 9:09am - money - by rippedoff (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my throat is really swollen so I can only drink liquid. I noticed home-made ice-lollies in the freezer and had one. It tasted funny. Turns out my little brother had peed in one of those ice-lolly box and put it in the freezer. FML

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

#8795495
163 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 8:21am - love - by Carrie - United States

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

#8767827
118 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by Celeste - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

#8687085
137 comments

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On 02/27/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML

#8586594
264 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 11:48am - intimacy - by jasmine - United States

Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML

#8546580
202 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by holycow (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML

#8540042
47 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 12:17am - love - by shwasted (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

#8488357
133 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Scaryman (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

#8472964
151 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 8:59am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

 Today, after flying halfway across the world to see the man I love, he admitted cheating on me several days before I arrived, not only with someone I know, but with someone I hate. FML

#8464823
49 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 12:30am - love - by izhamilton (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

#8435501
247 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 3:24am - animals - by OMGraven (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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