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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1025
  • Number of comments : 43
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Today, I got on an elevator wit a woman and er cild. I was te first one on. Wen se stepped on, te capacity alarm went off. As se left se told er daugter tat's y fat people souldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. Se was twice ma size. I got called fat by a ippopotamus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (182838) - you deserved it (12305)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated an exhausted, I asked everyone to turn there phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit an spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technologyhores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

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On 03/29/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by emkaycutie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I met a cute guy fir coffee. Everyting was going fine, rigt up until e started telling me about is alien encounters and super psycic powers. FML

#548687
135 comments

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On 03/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by Ltl_Dust_Bunny (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today , I Was Pulled Over By Mah Father Who Is A Police Officer. He Was Training A Rookie And Gave Me A Breathalyzer Test To Show His Trainee How To Do It. I Blew A .15 And Was Taken To Jail. FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my parents, wo are out of town but driving back tomorrow, calld to see ow I was doing. Tey askd if I'd trown a party in teir absence, and I said no. My dad replid, ( Well I'm currently looking at picture on Facebook of our kitcen wit beer and a bong on te table. ) FML

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On 03/18/2009 at 11:47pm - misc - by its_all_legit - United States (Virginia)

Today, looool I went to get a sports pysical at a ospital. My nurse was morbidly obese an unattractive. Se told me se would go troug te tests listd on te seet. Se did everyting, including feeling my genitalia. Wen it was done, I read over te seet. Genitalia wasn't a test listd. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

2day after soccer practice, I was walking to te car wit ma dad . My team mates wavd and said "Bye POTHEAD!" Tey call me tat because tey tink ma ead is sapd like a pot . Of course, ma dad didn't believe me . I'm groundd now because I ave an abnormally-sapd ead . I've never smokd pot . big fat FML

#154058
71 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 4:47pm - misc - by ap84 - United States (California)

Today, as a prank I shook mah girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

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On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version



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