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lucifer69
  • Town/Country : Sunshine Coast, Australia
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

#8051668 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (26537) - you deserved it (3114)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277 (333)

I agree, your life sucks (30287) - you deserved it (8123)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took a picture of my "privates" on my girlfriends cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML

#7492476 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (4482) - you deserved it (19776)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:25am - intimacy - by masterzach21 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

#6089895 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (13718) - you deserved it (1577)

On 10/31/2009 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by thornrose22 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24334) - you deserved it (224125)

On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)