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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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lucianaamelia's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51010) - you deserved it (5282)

On 11/04/2013 at 5:27pm - love - by :/ (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (55207) - you deserved it (64300)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22637) - you deserved it (1522)

On 10/14/2012 at 1:29am - work - by bbbbb - United States (Connecticut)

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