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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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lucianaamelia's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML

#20945397
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50885) - you deserved it (5268)

On 11/04/2013 at 5:27pm - love - by :/ (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

#20711208
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55024) - you deserved it (64149)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML

#20115984
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22487) - you deserved it (1512)

On 10/14/2012 at 1:29am - work - by bbbbb - United States (Connecticut)



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