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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9546
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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luc887's favorite FMLs

Today, I had sex for the first time with my first boyfriend. We broke up 6 years ago. FML

Today, my sister ended her long and extremely annoying crush on Justin Bieber. I can only hope one day my girlfriend will end hers too. FML

#21282066
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34515) - you deserved it (3980)

On 10/20/2014 at 10:29pm - love - by DanTheMan (man) -

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML

#21281374
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35702) - you deserved it (3562)

On 10/19/2014 at 10:20pm - kids - by team hit bella with a car (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while on vacation, my parents called to inform me that my best friend had died in a car accident. Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing my love for him. It worked. FML

#21272324
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52623) - you deserved it (4692)

On 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm - love - by whywouldyoudothat - United States (Arizona)

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I was a test tube baby. He looked at me with confusion before asking, "But if scientists made you, surely you'd be really attractive and talented and stuff?" FML

#21272259
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41338) - you deserved it (4367)

On 10/06/2014 at 7:47pm - misc - by thanks babe - United Kingdom (Shropshire)

Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML

#21268375
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42518) - you deserved it (3057)

On 09/30/2014 at 2:46pm - health - by Tampax - Spain (Castilla-La Mancha)

Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML

#21263362
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37578) - you deserved it (5032)

On 09/22/2014 at 8:23pm - love - by Serire (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got hit by a car while riding my bike to work. In the hospital, every single nurse lectured me about how I wouldn't be here if I wore a helmet, which I'm sure would be really helpful to my broken leg. FML

#21262936
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40876) - you deserved it (5110)

On 09/22/2014 at 2:45am - health - by thebrokentardis (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

#21261267
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40178) - you deserved it (3991)

On 09/19/2014 at 1:58pm - misc - by TuT (woman) - France

Today, my boyfriend again told me how he wants to have an open relationship. Of course, this means he can do what he likes with anyone, but if I so much as kiss someone else, I'm a cheating slut. FML

#21252587
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51678) - you deserved it (8039)

On 09/05/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by onlywantuanyway -

Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML

#21250726
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54537) - you deserved it (3001)

On 09/02/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by SadAndDeaf -

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

#21248352
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44864) - you deserved it (10806)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

#21244761
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45521) - you deserved it (5442)

On 08/24/2014 at 11:27pm - love - by angry girlfriend - United States (Indiana)



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