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Today, I was brushing my teeth when I looked up. There was a huge scorpion dangling on the air vent above my head. I was trapped in the bathroom for over an hour trying to build the courage to run out. FML
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On 07/08/2012 at 5:47am - animals - by scorpionsurviver - United States
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
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On 07/07/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by totallyembarassed - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I discovered that I'm adopted. How? After a great lunch, I asked my uncle how he'd made the salad dressing. He replied, "Haha! It's a secret family recipe, my dear!" I wouldn't have thought twice about it, were it not for my parents' shocked expressions, and the long, awkward silence. FML
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Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the following two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML
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On 07/06/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by :$ (woman) - United States
Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML
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On 07/06/2012 at 1:44pm - love - by wife of a shithead (woman) - Norway (Oslo)
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
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On 07/04/2012 at 2:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
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On 07/04/2012 at 10:45am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
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On 07/04/2012 at 5:04am - health - by magicman - United States
Today, I saw my best friend, who's a cop. He was dressed up in regular clothes and with six other guys. I said, "Officer T.? Didn't you have work today?" Turns out he was undercover, and I blew his investigation. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 4:45am - misc - by immabitch - United States
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by say my name -
Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 2:49am - animals - by BloodFaerie (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
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On 06/29/2012 at 6:03am - misc - by JJBones (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)
Today, I stumbled across my ex's blog. Apparently, while dating me, he realized he was gay. Good to know the one guy I've dated, lost my virginity to, and fell in love with, was never truly attracted to me and was dating me just to be sure. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 11:28am - love - by FMlovelife (woman) - United States
Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML
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On 06/27/2012 at 7:28pm - kids - by apparantlyStupid - Canada (Alberta)
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