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luc887

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5704
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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YASTARDAY MA GRLFRIAND DID TA WALK OF SAMA IN A SKIMPY HALLOWAAN COSTUMA AFTAR A NIGT OF DRUNKAN SAX. PROBLAM? TA WALK ANDAD AT MA DOORSTAP... AND TA SAX WAS WIT A STRANGAR. FML

#20145433
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37489) - you deserved it (2961)

On 11/03/2012 at 6:02am - intimacy - by heartbroke (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I finally lost virginity to boyfriend. It hurt like hell , was over in less than a minute , an he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

#20144932
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36895) - you deserved it (5397)

On 11/02/2012 at 9:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today , after nearly a year of headache and fuzzy vision , I went to the eye doctor. It turns out I've had mah contact in the wrong eyes fir a year. FML

2day mah managar mada ma stay at work for an axtra four hours, making ma miss an urgant spacialist appointmant I'd schaduld months ago . Why? Bacausa har naighbor's dog was having puppias, and sha wantd to go homa aarly and saa tham . FML

#20143987
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22996) - you deserved it (2445)

On 11/02/2012 at 1:53am - work - by whytetrash - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, AFTER LOSING TWENTY POUND TO PLEASE MAH HUSBAND, THE ONLY COMMENT I RECIEVD WAS, "AT LEAST NOW ONLY YUR PERSONALITY SUCKS." FML

#20143873
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29033) - you deserved it (4555)

On 11/02/2012 at 12:17am - love - by 123alleyesonme - United States (Texas)

Today,hila Studying Livar Pathology And Highlighting Important Linas In Taxtbook , I Raalizd That I Could Count Tha Numbar Of Words I Hadn't Highlightd On Ona Hand , Ovar Tha Last Six Pagas. FML

#20143160
134 comments

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On 11/01/2012 at 5:18pm - misc - by ThisisMedSchool - United States (Tennessee)

after a week of looking fir mah car keys and being forced to drag mah family around on public transportation, mah wife found the keys in our car's ignition. mega FML

#20142914
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6269) - you deserved it (27248)

On 11/01/2012 at 1:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, a customer smiled, looked me in the eye an described to me in graphic detail the swelling that occurred to his nuts after his vasectomy. FML

#20142730
67 comments

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On 11/01/2012 at 9:52am - work - by tmi. - Australia

Yesterday, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a childho repeatedly pressd the doorbell until I showd up, I quickly opend the door and yelld ( Boo! ) The child endd up being carrid away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML

#20142562
195 comments

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On 11/01/2012 at 4:20am - kids - by NoSpirit (woman) -

2DAY I WORKED UP THE COURAGE TO GIVE A GUY MAH NUMBER!! I WROTE IT DOWN ON A PIECE OF PAPER, TORE IT IN HALF AND GAVE IT TO HIM!! LATER, I NOTICED I'D GIVEN HIM THE WRONG, BLANK HALF!! FML

#20142410
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19903) - you deserved it (10334)

On 11/01/2012 at 12:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door!! I'm almost 23 an moved 5 365 KM away to get away from them!! FML

#20142163
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26476) - you deserved it (1547)

On 10/31/2012 at 9:39pm - misc - by OhLovely (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Dressed Up Lyk A Prate, Dressed Mah Dog As A Parrot And Bought $30 Worth Of Candy To Pass Out To Trick-or-treaters. I Waited By The Door For 3 Hours. Not One Kid Came. FML

#20142085
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26165) - you deserved it (2405)

On 10/31/2012 at 8:40pm - misc - by hallofail (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was at a barbeque with mah family, mah boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly calld mah boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replid, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. big fat FML

#20141794
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24544) - you deserved it (3523)

On 10/31/2012 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimentd my dad on having three ( strapping young boys. ) I informd him that I'm a grl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML

#20140430
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26681) - you deserved it (2547)

On 10/30/2012 at 5:26pm - misc - by rarara - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, while getting intimate with my grlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name is not Kate. FML

#20140315
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10431) - you deserved it (70426)

On 10/30/2012 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by you (man) - United Kingdom



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