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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
2day mah managar mada ma stay at work for an axtra four hours, making ma miss an urgant spacialist appointmant I'd schaduld months ago . Why? Bacausa har naighbor's dog was having puppias, and sha wantd to go homa aarly and saa tham . FML
Yesterday, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a childho repeatedly pressd the doorbell until I showd up, I quickly opend the door and yelld ( Boo! ) The child endd up being carrid away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
Today, I was at a barbeque with mah family, mah boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly calld mah boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replid, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. big fat FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimentd my dad on having three ( strapping young boys. ) I informd him that I'm a grl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Friday 27 March 2015