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Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML
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On 07/19/2012 at 11:55am - love - by InsomniacToBe - United States (Utah)
Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML
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On 07/19/2012 at 5:01am - health - by Epiphany (man) - United States
Today, I found out my sister-in-law is getting married. She is one of my best friends, and was my maid of honor when I got married. She's asked me to serve punch at hers. FML
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On 07/19/2012 at 3:29am - misc - by alaskaintexas - United States (Texas)
Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened. FML
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On 07/18/2012 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by Awkward - United States (California)
Today, I told my mom about the severe phobia I've developed towards driving. She was very supportive and even made me an appointment to see a psychologist. His office is two hours away. I have to drive to see my doctor about my fear of driving. FML
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On 07/18/2012 at 9:29pm - health - by anonymous - United States
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
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On 07/18/2012 at 8:41pm - work - by FOXYgrandpa441 - United States (Wyoming)
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
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On 07/18/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by NoRingForMe (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 8:58pm - love - by lurna301 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 4:57pm - kids - by trisha (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I made microwaveable popcorn. When the bag finished popping, I took it out and opened it and put my face in close to get a big whiff. It now feels like I have third degree burns inside my nose and behind my eyes. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 3:21pm - health - by AlbertEinstein_ (woman) - Ireland
Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 2:25pm - misc - by CantBlink - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 10:38am - kids - by oops123 (woman) - United States
Today, I went to a big family dinner. At one point, my cousin ran up to me, sobbing hysterically, holding his crotch, and making a huge scene. Turns out that while taking a piss, he "accidentally" swatted his willy with an electric bug zapper. I can't believe I'm related to this little shit. FML
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On 07/15/2012 at 3:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML
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On 07/14/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
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On 07/14/2012 at 7:15am - intimacy - by zstarr - United States (Georgia)
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