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by Anonymous / 12/01/2012 at 12:59am / United States (Missouri) / Love
by so pray to ariel about it, dipshits / 11/30/2012 at 2:29pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Awks / 11/30/2012 at 1:30am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by childhoodupinsmoke / 11/29/2012 at 10:35pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I met up with a few old friends for some wine and munchies. The main topics of conversation were colonoscopies, lactose intolerance and specific symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome. I'm sleeping over at one of their houses. Only 20 more hours to go. FML
by Randiluck / 11/29/2012 at 8:00pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by faen / 11/29/2012 at 4:12pm / Norway (Sogn og Fjordane) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's the first day of my two-week stay at my in-laws' house. They forbid drinking, smoking, cursing, and anything even remotely sexual. I smuggled in my quietest toy to keep me sane in this holy house. If only I hadn't forgotten to bring the battery pack too. FML
by comeuntome / 11/29/2012 at 2:42pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML
by bitch i'm a gerontophile / 11/29/2012 at 1:08pm / Taiwan / Work
by Dave / 11/29/2012 at 9:22am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by fabs1171 / 11/29/2012 at 12:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML
by JStein / 11/28/2012 at 11:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2012 at 7:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by boo8713 / 11/28/2012 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or hears something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML
by FUSheldon / 11/28/2012 at 12:15am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious.… Today, after 6 months of university, sex was finally had in my bed. Unfortunately, I had no part in… Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the…