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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, my boss gave me a warning for "insulting our best customer" after she saw a comment on her customer card saying "stop giving this fat bitch free samples." My boss had written it in the first place, but refuses to either remember or admit it. FML
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On 07/21/2012 at 6:49pm - work - by fuckdubstep51 (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML
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On 07/21/2012 at 11:08am - love - by marquez_jasmine - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
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On 07/21/2012 at 4:00am - kids - by It was the 11 year old - United States (Texas)
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
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On 07/21/2012 at 2:18am - misc - by Closingwild - Mexico (Jalisco)
Today, while walking home, I passed some guy loudly whining that foreign imports are destroying our economy, and that we should all be deported. When I pointed out that the mobile phone in his hand was clearly a Samsung, he turned bright red and punched me in the gut. FML
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On 07/20/2012 at 6:45pm - health - by fxck (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)
Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML
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On 07/20/2012 at 4:26pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)
Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML
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On 07/20/2012 at 6:20am - kids - by great - New Zealand (Waikato)
Today, my family of five and I decided to have homemade sushi. We did not prepare the fish correctly, and now we all have excruciating food poisoning. The worst part? We only have one bathroom. FML
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On 07/20/2012 at 1:47am - health - by fuuuuuh - United States (California)
Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML
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On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States
Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML
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On 07/20/2012 at 12:58am - work - by are you kidding me???? - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I had to very clearly explain to my mother, in public, why you cannot get cancer from eating too much ketchup. FML
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On 07/19/2012 at 10:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
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On 07/19/2012 at 7:56pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
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On 07/19/2012 at 6:31pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
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On 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by cortanaisahobot - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML
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On 07/19/2012 at 1:36pm - love - by Mitch (man) - Puerto Rico
Monday 20 May 2013
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