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Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML
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On 08/01/2012 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
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On 08/01/2012 at 12:44pm - misc - by jessmess (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
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On 08/01/2012 at 12:20pm - misc - by unlicensed - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my sister and I were watching the Olympics. Michael Phelps was on the screen, and I was thinking how hot he is. My sister commented on how he looks so much like our brother. I can never look at either of them the same way ever again. FML
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On 08/01/2012 at 1:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, a coworker informed me that she thinks I may be descended from a race of goblins, because of my squat stature, ugly face and hairy arms. She was being completely serious. FML
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On 08/01/2012 at 1:46am - work - by Goblin Girl (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my husband told me that occasionally I pick my nose while I sleep. I didn't believe him so he showed me the video he took of it. He wants to post it on Facebook. FML
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On 08/01/2012 at 1:44am - misc - by Emily (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML
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On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, while watching the Olympics, my father found it completely necessary to make a farting sound every single time an athlete jumps or bends over. This will be a very long few weeks. FML
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On 07/31/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by joleezad5 - United States (Missouri)
Today, as I sat down for my flight, I realised that the passenger I had to sit next to for the next seven hours was wearing a necklace made from tampon packaging. FML
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On 07/31/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by lotd - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, I was babysitting three kids, one of whom was particularly difficult to control. While trying to get him to behave, the two girls came up behind me and pulled my pants down. In front of a huge window open to the street below. FML
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On 07/31/2012 at 1:43pm - kids - by 1D-107 - United States (Utah)
Today, I got a root canal. It wouldn't have been that bad if the dentist hadn't performed it on the wrong tooth. FML
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On 07/31/2012 at 12:13pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML
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On 07/31/2012 at 1:36am - kids - by mcase - United States (California)
Today, I received my best compliment of the year so far when an ER doctor commented positively on the clarity of my urine sample. FML
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On 07/30/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I started my new job, and was introduced to my colleague. She seemed old and quite experienced, so I thought she was going to teach me. I was wrong. It turns out I'm a replacement for her daughter, who used to secretly do all of her work for her because she has no idea how to do it herself. FML
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On 07/30/2012 at 9:00am - work - by Frustation - United States
Today, due to my boyfriend teasing me about me possibly having been conceived on a beach because I was born in Hawaii, I finally asked my mom if I really was. She said no, but then told me in detail how much sex on a beach hurts when you get sand up your ass. FML
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On 07/30/2012 at 1:56am - intimacy - by skyplaysguitar - United States (New Mexico)
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