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Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML
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On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
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On 08/08/2012 at 4:02am - intimacy - by FMLMom - United States (California)
Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML
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On 08/08/2012 at 12:19am - money - by Heinz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was bagging my groceries when I accidentally smacked myself in the face with a box of popsicles, giving myself a nose bleed. I found out that the cashier hates the sight of blood when she passed out behind the register. They called security on me. FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 11:15pm - health - by MellyBee - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by ohai95 (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)
Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 1:59pm - love - by Blackfell - United States
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 10:49am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until I noticed why they were empty. I had just sat down next to a guy vigorously trying to fellate himself. FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Nightmares - United States
Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 3:48am - misc - by Embarrassed - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I successfully stopped my hair straightener from falling into a bathtub full of water by grabbing hold of the burning hot plates. FML
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On 08/06/2012 at 11:08pm - health - by anonymous - Australia
Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML
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Today, my girlfriend's parents took pictures of my tattoos to make sure I'm "not affiliated with any gangs." I have never even been arrested. FML
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On 08/06/2012 at 4:13am - love - by awkwardparents - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
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On 08/06/2012 at 2:37am - love - by shastadoe (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
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On 08/06/2012 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
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