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Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML
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On 08/08/2012 at 4:39pm - misc - by Deaththreat101 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
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On 08/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelt my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML
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On 08/08/2012 at 10:00am - misc - by FutureMarine3658 - United States (Utah)
Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelt my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML
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On 08/08/2012 at 10:00am - misc - by FutureMarine3658 - United States (Utah)
Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML
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On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
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On 08/08/2012 at 4:02am - intimacy - by FMLMom - United States (California)
Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML
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On 08/08/2012 at 12:19am - money - by Heinz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was bagging my groceries when I accidentally smacked myself in the face with a box of popsicles, giving myself a nose bleed. I found out that the cashier hates the sight of blood when she passed out behind the register. They called security on me. FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 11:15pm - health - by MellyBee - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by ohai95 (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)
Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 1:59pm - love - by Blackfell - United States
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 10:49am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until I noticed why they were empty. I had just sat down next to a guy vigorously trying to fellate himself. FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Nightmares - United States
Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML
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On 08/07/2012 at 3:48am - misc - by Embarrassed - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I successfully stopped my hair straightener from falling into a bathtub full of water by grabbing hold of the burning hot plates. FML
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On 08/06/2012 at 11:08pm - health - by anonymous - Australia
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