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Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML
by Anonymous / 12/29/2012 at 3:25am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
by Anonymous / 12/28/2012 at 2:05pm / Malaysia (Selangor) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML
by Anonymous / 12/28/2012 at 10:14am / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by kmtranter / 12/28/2012 at 6:40am / United Kingdom (Brent) / Intimacy
by UngratefulBrat / 12/28/2012 at 2:03am / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/27/2012 at 11:58pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
by well, i am now / 12/27/2012 at 7:24pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was texting my mother after my boyfriend broke off our relationship. She offered incredibly supportive replies such as "No, really?" and "Aww, that sucks." before apparently getting bored and claiming she had to go because her "text reception" was breaking up. FML
by youfuckingdumbassmum / 12/27/2012 at 6:20pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love
by DarkDisaster / 12/27/2012 at 5:16am / United States / Animals
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
by gaggin / 12/26/2012 at 2:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Jolene / 12/26/2012 at 9:32am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by ugh / 12/26/2012 at 9:05am / United States (Ohio) / Health
- Today, after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping, I witnessed her modeling a "sexy… Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday,… Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had…