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Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
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On 08/23/2012 at 8:05pm - love - by hustled - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
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On 08/23/2012 at 5:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - Ireland (Mayo)
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
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On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version
Today, instead of staying home, I took an hour-long bus ride in the middle of the night to my girlfriend's place because on the phone she said, "I desperately need your body right now". It turned out she was just cold. She is also on her period. FML
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On 08/23/2012 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Rotarius (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I discovered that it's an hour and 45 minutes quicker to get the bus to work, rather than the train. I've worked there for six years. FML
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On 08/23/2012 at 2:15am - work - by ihatemondays - United Kingdom
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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On 08/22/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by XYZee - United States (Georgia)
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
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On 08/22/2012 at 4:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML
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Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
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On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)
Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML
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On 08/21/2012 at 12:45pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my girlfriend's phone was stolen. I have no idea who I've been sexting the entire afternoon. FML
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On 08/21/2012 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Sexting (man) - United States
Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googled "prison pen pals", and I'm considering writing to one. FML
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On 08/21/2012 at 4:39am - love - by desperategurl (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I came home to find that the entire ceiling in the kitchen of my apartment had caved in due to an extremely leaky water pipe. The same water pipe maintenance said they had fixed three days ago. FML
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On 08/21/2012 at 4:21am - misc - by ByronJess - United States
Today, I found out that two kids were able to, without much effort, convince my 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII. His house was built in 2007. We also live in America. FML
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On 08/21/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States
Today, after his second week of babysitting, my boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying, "Ready or not, here I come!" every time he's about to orgasm. He doesn't see why this doesn't appeal to me. FML
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On 08/20/2012 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by majorlyturnedoff (woman) - United States
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