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Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML
by Anonymous / 05/11/2015 at 1:08pm / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Intimacy
by msleea / 05/06/2015 at 12:13am / United States (California) / Love
by baby_trex_arms / 05/05/2015 at 11:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, a guy at work told me I look like a famous celebrity. I was flattered, until he remembered the celebrity's name: Steve Buscemi. That wouldn't be a compliment, even if I weren't a 24-year-old woman. FML
by Anonymous / 05/02/2015 at 11:55am / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML
by Anonymous / 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
by fatty / 04/28/2015 at 9:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by full bladder / 04/28/2015 at 6:39pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by Junkiegamer / 04/27/2015 at 10:20am / United States (Texas) / Love
by fuck you / 04/26/2015 at 4:19am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
by RBergman / 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
Today, I complimented a player in a game who protected my ass the whole match. As a joke, I told them to marry me. Turned out the person was a horny 40-something lesbian stalker who spent the next 5 hours sending me pictures and trying to find out where I live. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 12:27pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my husband told me he doesn't see the point in trying anymore, and that he no longer loves me. I was devastated. He stayed on the couch while I went to bed. Ten minutes later, he said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep." and asked me to shut up. FML
by topaz23 / 04/16/2015 at 12:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Drill Drilled / 04/15/2015 at 6:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by blemarooney / 04/14/2015 at 11:49am / Ireland (Dublin) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/14/2015 at 3:21am / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…