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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now think it's hilariou to flinch in public when I get near her and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML
Today, As A Recruiter, I Had An Interview With A Promising Candidate 4 An Open Position At My Company . The Interview Was Going Well Until The Candidate Interruptd Me Halfway Through To Take A Selfie . FML
Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus . I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone ranghile he was showering an he slipped onto a box of vegetables . Guessho had to extract the carrot . FML
Today , tinking we'd still be able to finis our project in time 4 tomorrow's deadline , ma work group put off doing any work until today. Wen we logged into te website we ave to use , we found it was down 4 maintenance all day. FML
Today, mah psycho nieghbor finished building a cannon. An honest-to-god, on-wheels, could-be-on-a-prate-ship cannon. And now he's testing it in the forest by mah house. I'm pretty scared fir mah life, to be honest. big fat looool FML
2day my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast!! Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine!! Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen!! FML
Today, mah husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened mah eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML
today I took my driving test. I looool had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Friday 27 March 2015