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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
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On 04/21/2013 at 9:33am - love - by jerk_ex_boyfriend - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML
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On 04/21/2013 at 6:20am - intimacy - by loving wife - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text messages, all of which were from "Babe 2", "Babe 3", and "Babe 4". FML
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On 04/20/2013 at 8:02am - love - by How strange - United States
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
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On 04/19/2013 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, it's my only day off work in a while. I told my boss I'd be available via phone in case of emergencies. So far I've been called three times: To ask how the fax works, to let me know it's a slow day, and to ask me where the letter R is on a keyboard. FML
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On 04/19/2013 at 6:17am - work - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
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On 04/19/2013 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML
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On 04/19/2013 at 1:07am - work - by lamelifeguard - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML
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On 04/18/2013 at 7:01pm - kids - by Aberrombie Blue - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
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On 04/18/2013 at 6:47pm - love - by RaveCharlie - United States
Today, I was again turned down by a potential host family on a student exchange site. Their reasoning was basically that since I'm American, I might do something to endanger my health, get hurt, and then sue them over my own stupidity. FML
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On 04/18/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by thanks, my fellow americans - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
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On 04/18/2013 at 3:30pm - misc - by phonesmuggler (man) - United States
Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
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On 04/16/2013 at 3:23am - love - by guess I'm stuck - United States (California)
Today, I was at the park unsuccessfully trying to take a selfie. A stranger walked up to me and offered to take the picture for me. I agreed and gave him my phone. He took it and ran off. FML
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On 04/16/2013 at 12:08am - misc - by no selfie for me - United States (California)
Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, not only did she charge me over a hundred dollars for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML
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On 04/16/2013 at 12:01am - money - by LoLWut?? nd Why?? - United States
Today, my 25 year old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
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On 04/15/2013 at 4:18pm - misc - by Kutakito (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Monday 20 May 2013
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