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by Anonymous / 01/24/2016 at 8:24pm / Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional) / Intimacy
by hrmpf / 01/19/2016 at 9:37am / Germany (Bremen) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/14/2016 at 7:51am / Australia / Intimacy
by lonely / 01/11/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (Idaho) / Love
Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML
by Bex98 / 01/11/2016 at 3:17am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Lara / 01/08/2016 at 6:28am / Germany (Bremen) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I told my friend I was considering adopting a dog. She looked at me like I was Satan and went on a rant about how dogs are "born evil" and will always maul someone given the chance. I still have the marks from when one of her psycho cats sliced open my arm last month. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2015 at 1:06pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by PerturbedStudent / 12/09/2015 at 6:42pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by wtfiswronghere / 12/08/2015 at 1:36pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML
by Anonymous / 12/08/2015 at 11:46am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 12/07/2015 at 8:28am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my son was never accepted into the local university 2 years ago. He actually went out and got a job, and only lied about it so he could keep living in my house rent-free. The conniving bastard makes more than I do at my minimum-wage job. FML
by Suckered / 12/04/2015 at 4:47pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2015 at 3:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by CaraMaria / 11/24/2015 at 4:02am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a strip tease for… Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our… Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML