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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7372
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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luc887's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML

#21390007
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35929) - you deserved it (3682)

On 04/08/2015 at 1:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML

#21389862
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23637) - you deserved it (17351)

On 04/08/2015 at 6:52am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

#21389255
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16866) - you deserved it (42441)

On 04/07/2015 at 12:19pm - love - by NotALuckyGuy - United States (Ohio)

Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML

#21387401
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32443) - you deserved it (3052)

On 04/04/2015 at 6:16am - love - by Anonymous - India

Today, the last thing I remember before getting the shit beaten out of me at the bar, was my dipshit brother saying to me, "Dude, I'm not a racist, but" and then ranting about how non-whites should get out of America. FML

#21387285
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27467) - you deserved it (2768)

On 04/03/2015 at 11:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

#21382971
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28406) - you deserved it (3493)

On 03/28/2015 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39245) - you deserved it (3377)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my father decided it would be a good idea to give me the sex talk, at Target, at the top of his lungs. FML

#21379134
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (614) - you deserved it (2495)

On 03/21/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by tobuscus9412 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a call from the ICU. Apparently, my boyfriend has been there for 3 days and I'm the only person who didn't know. Even my parents have been to see him. FML

#21378357
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31734) - you deserved it (5095)

On 03/20/2015 at 11:40am - health - by quietecho95 - United States (Colorado)

Today, at 2:00 am, my neighbor discovered "What Does The Fox Say?" He loves it. FML

#21376518
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27915) - you deserved it (2052)

On 03/17/2015 at 5:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

#21376371
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23405) - you deserved it (15915)

On 03/17/2015 at 12:52pm - health - by Iwtumn (woman) - Austria

Today, I had to sit and smile as a drunk lady ranted about how body hair on a woman is disgusting and unfeminine, then in the next breath say that only pedos like women who shave their vaginas. That's the last time I ever have dinner with my boyfriend's parents. FML

#21369265
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29174) - you deserved it (2125)

On 03/06/2015 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43341) - you deserved it (19620)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML

#21368771
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24240) - you deserved it (2096)

On 03/05/2015 at 5:34pm - misc - by Why? - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79) - you deserved it (184)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia



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