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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7382
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for three weeks at a time, and home on the remaining week. Basically, I'll see him once a month. Guess which time of month it'll fall on. FML

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

#19983177
145 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 9:03am - love - by Unlucky (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
323 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

#19981666
96 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 2:33pm - kids - by Jessi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

#19981303
102 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by sirensaresexy - United States (New York)

Today, was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML

#19980298
123 comments

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On 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by nick (man) - United States (California)

Today, the man I went on a date with a few weeks ago finally called me back. I was his "one phone call" from prison. FML

#19980162
62 comments

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On 07/23/2012 at 7:06pm - love - by Rose (woman) - United States

Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML

#19978741
88 comments

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On 07/23/2012 at 12:28am - kids - by poolboy -

Today, I got to live my life's dream of going whale watching. Apparently my true life's dream was to get extremely seasick, sunburned to a crisp, and pay $60 to see only seagulls in the end. FML

#19977133
76 comments

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On 07/22/2012 at 9:05pm - animals - by disappointed (woman) -

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

#19974233
122 comments

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On 07/22/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by Roma-Jay - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, my neighbors bought a signal scrambler to stop their kids from going on the internet at night. Too bad it blocks my internet too. FML

#19974193
159 comments

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On 07/22/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by XxFA1LxX - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boss gave me a warning for "insulting our best customer" after she saw a comment on her customer card saying "stop giving this fat bitch free samples." My boss had written it in the first place, but refuses to either remember or admit it. FML

#19969861
77 comments

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On 07/21/2012 at 6:49pm - work - by fuckdubstep51 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML

#19967634
163 comments

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On 07/21/2012 at 11:08am - love - by marquez_jasmine - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

#19967014
166 comments

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On 07/21/2012 at 4:00am - kids - by It was the 11 year old - United States (Texas)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

#19966736
103 comments

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On 07/21/2012 at 2:18am - misc - by Closingwild - Mexico (Jalisco)



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