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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7615
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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luc887's favorite FMLs

Today, I got my laptop back after waiting weeks for it to be fixed. It turns out that they didn't fix it; they dusted it off, held it for a few days, and sent it back. FML

#19985315
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21342) - you deserved it (1624)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML

#19984576
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28738) - you deserved it (3777)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:04am - misc - by Just Me (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

#19983789
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29861) - you deserved it (2349)

On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mom got a new puppy and named her Olivia. Which would be fine, if that wasn't the name I had been planning to give my baby, who's due in 3 weeks. Thanks mom. FML

#19983667
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28873) - you deserved it (2336)

On 07/25/2012 at 3:46pm - kids - by madmomma - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend got a new job. He'll be over the road for three weeks at a time, and home on the remaining week. Basically, I'll see him once a month. Guess which time of month it'll fall on. FML

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

#19983177
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30141) - you deserved it (3328)

On 07/25/2012 at 9:03am - love - by Unlucky (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27779) - you deserved it (12837)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

#19981666
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23393) - you deserved it (2541)

On 07/24/2012 at 2:33pm - kids - by Jessi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

#19981303
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23501) - you deserved it (8394)

On 07/24/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by sirensaresexy - United States (New York)

Today, was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML

#19980298
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28878) - you deserved it (11851)

On 07/23/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by nick (man) - United States (California)

Today, the man I went on a date with a few weeks ago finally called me back. I was his "one phone call" from prison. FML

#19980162
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24576) - you deserved it (2176)

On 07/23/2012 at 7:06pm - love - by Rose (woman) - United States

Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML

#19978741
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21615) - you deserved it (2463)

On 07/23/2012 at 12:28am - kids - by poolboy -

Today, I got to live my life's dream of going whale watching. Apparently my true life's dream was to get extremely seasick, sunburned to a crisp, and pay $60 to see only seagulls in the end. FML

#19977133
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20830) - you deserved it (3920)

On 07/22/2012 at 9:05pm - animals - by disappointed (woman) -

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

#19974233
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7814) - you deserved it (45330)

On 07/22/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by Roma-Jay - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, my neighbors bought a signal scrambler to stop their kids from going on the internet at night. Too bad it blocks my internet too. FML

#19974193
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27488) - you deserved it (2143)

On 07/22/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by XxFA1LxX - Canada (Alberta)



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