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by Anonymous / 09/09/2012 at 8:03am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML
by dating a fucking idiot / 09/08/2012 at 3:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/08/2012 at 5:57am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went out to a club, hoping to score. I'd read about a trick pickup artists use called "negging" and decided to try it out. As I finished complimenting a girl for being brave enough to have not made much of an effort with her makeup, she slammed her knee between my legs. FML
by scumbag i guess / 09/07/2012 at 8:26pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Gurl / 09/07/2012 at 6:32pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by Heavy D / 09/06/2012 at 9:45am / United States / Work
Today, I got back to work. Last week, my divorce was finalized and my last name is, once again, my maiden name. Since I'm a teacher, all my students will remember me by my ex-husband's last name. I get to be reminded every day that my marriage failed until everyone memorizes my maiden name. FML
by divorcee / 09/05/2012 at 11:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 9:34pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
by anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 12:25pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Scholar / 09/05/2012 at 12:13pm / United States / Intimacy
by holymoly / 09/05/2012 at 2:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 12:44am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML
by Gigi / 09/05/2012 at 12:29am / United States / Miscellaneous
by freakingout / 09/04/2012 at 5:55pm / United States (New York) / Health
- Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed… Today, I was at home and my boyfriend called me and said that I'd left my G-string at his house. I… Today, I went into the house, only to hear my mother shouting "DON'T PINCH MY NIPPLE" at the top of…
- Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked… Today, I was travelling in a car. As I was discreetly picking my nose, we drove over a speed bump.…