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by Anonymous / 09/09/2012 at 8:03am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML
by dating a fucking idiot / 09/08/2012 at 3:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/08/2012 at 5:57am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went out to a club, hoping to score. I'd read about a trick pickup artists use called "negging" and decided to try it out. As I finished complimenting a girl for being brave enough to have not made much of an effort with her makeup, she slammed her knee between my legs. FML
by scumbag i guess / 09/07/2012 at 8:26pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Gurl / 09/07/2012 at 6:32pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by Heavy D / 09/06/2012 at 9:45am / United States / Work
Today, I got back to work. Last week, my divorce was finalized and my last name is, once again, my maiden name. Since I'm a teacher, all my students will remember me by my ex-husband's last name. I get to be reminded every day that my marriage failed until everyone memorizes my maiden name. FML
by divorcee / 09/05/2012 at 11:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 9:34pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
by anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 12:25pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Scholar / 09/05/2012 at 12:13pm / United States / Intimacy
by holymoly / 09/05/2012 at 2:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 12:44am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML
by Gigi / 09/05/2012 at 12:29am / United States / Miscellaneous
by freakingout / 09/04/2012 at 5:55pm / United States (New York) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my… Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In… Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking.…