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luc887

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5439
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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luc887's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML

#20072649
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36854) - you deserved it (1995)

On 09/15/2012 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML

#20072555
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25037) - you deserved it (2557)

On 09/15/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by not the scalpel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

#20072449
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25073) - you deserved it (2256)

On 09/15/2012 at 1:35am - intimacy - by anon (man) - United States (California)

Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML

#20072034
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22263) - you deserved it (3218)

On 09/14/2012 at 8:03pm - love - by wow kid just leave me alone (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

#20071482
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15671) - you deserved it (26016)

On 09/14/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML

#20070700
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31280) - you deserved it (7528)

On 09/13/2012 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by blueballs (man) - United States (California)

Today, my car alarm went off at a funeral, three times. FML

#20070406
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21056) - you deserved it (3248)

On 09/13/2012 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I invited my boyfriend to his first dinner out with my family. As my older brother was discussing the injuries he'd received while working as a tow truck driver, my innocent 10 year old brother piped up saying he should see what I did to my boyfriend's back with my nails. FML

Today, I was called into my son's school because he had got into a fist-fight with another pupil and I had to take him home. He clammed up about the reason behind the fight, until I finally managed to coax it out of him: the other kid is in "Hufflepuff" and he's in "Ravenclaw." FML

#20070089
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23866) - you deserved it (3890)

On 09/13/2012 at 10:31am - kids - by PissOffPottermore (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I held hands with a male mannequin in a department store, just to remember what holding hands felt like. FML

#20069351
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23690) - you deserved it (5874)

On 09/12/2012 at 8:26pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

#20069063
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32583) - you deserved it (3743)

On 09/12/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my book bag was so heavy that it set off my car's passenger detection system in the front seat. I had to buckle in my textbooks. FML

#20068805
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23150) - you deserved it (3272)

On 09/12/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I came home from work to be given $1 by my mother. This normally would have been nice, had my mother not said, "I just sold that ugly old black and white picture frame you always leave lying around in your room." Which also would have been nice if that "frame" wasn't my Kindle. FML

Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

#20068529
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24075) - you deserved it (3666)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:03am - kids - by AGeeksWife (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my cousin suddenly confided in me that he had tried to commit suicide by overdosing when he was 17. Shocked and not knowing how to respond, I blurted out, "Did it work?" FML

#20068483
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8676) - you deserved it (30300)

On 09/12/2012 at 1:40am - misc - by hahagirl (woman) - United Kingdom



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