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luc887

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 July 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11992
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Visits<b>massive_kaos</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 8:57pm<b>Malteser95</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 7:56am<b>perfectsummer10</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 10:16am<b>Rababco</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 11:48pm<b>Flameuz</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 11:40am<b>kelly20</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 10:27pm<b>nadiabjensen</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 6:27pm<b>Celion91</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 10:59am<b>ArgentumAurum</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 7:03pm<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 10:12pm<b>awishadahbau5</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 10:55am<b>madissin</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 5:14am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 8:12pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 12:42pm<b>Niz_DD</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 7:09am<b>ebonyirony</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 1:25pm<b>ddietlin</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 8:47pm<b>Arno_Kenway</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 12:13pm

Fucked!<b>ddietlin</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 2:47am<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 1:07am<b>aprilnb1</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 5:34pm<b>chefmadizion</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 10:46am<b>TypicalDaniela</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 9:49pm

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luc887's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally got to meet the new Director of my department. She was my intern eight years ago, the one I declined to recommend for a full time position due to interpersonal conflicts. She knows. FML

by Anonymous / 04/25/2016 at 12:03pm / United States (New York) / Work

Today, I went to the local clinic and I met a really cute guy. We hit it off quite well, and he asked me out. It's like The Fault in Our Stars, but instead of cancer, we have STDs. FML

by dvddtraveller / 04/22/2016 at 5:25pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, my drug dealer was the only one who wished me a happy birthday. FML

by boipucci / 04/21/2016 at 9:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

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Today, while waiting in line with my 4-year-old son, I had to awkwardly apologize to an African-American gentleman and explain to my son that the man was not made out of chocolate. FML

by BenFiggy / 04/21/2016 at 9:28am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

Today, 5 minutes before I had to leave for school, my friends convinced me it was "pajama day" at school. I showed up in slippers and Sponge Bob pajamas. My school wouldn't let me go home to change. FML

by rhiannakirwan / 04/17/2016 at 2:48pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous

Today, my daughter and her "friend" kept using crude euphemisms right in front of me, thinking I was too old or too stupid to figure out what they meant. I nearly had an aneurysm when she told him he could put his "pencil" in her "sharpener" next time they studied together. FML

by Anonymous / 04/09/2016 at 9:12am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML

by Anonymous / 04/06/2016 at 10:31am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML

by Anonymous / 04/01/2016 at 8:55am / Ukraine (Kyyiv) / Love

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

by Anonymous / 03/31/2016 at 9:43am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized I didn't want to come home from a business trip because I like my job more than my husband. I hate my job. FML

by Anonymous / 03/29/2016 at 11:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, I had to end a phone conversation with, "I gotta go, my daughter's eating toilet paper." FML

by momlife / 03/28/2016 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old triplets woke up from their nap and saw me. They quickly realized that I am the Easter Bunny, and then they guessed that I am Santa. Now I have 3 crying second graders. FML

by Anonymous / 03/27/2016 at 5:05pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids

Today, my father informed me that I will have no chance of dating a good man if I keep up with these interracial relationships. And that he won't be supporting me through college if I continue this "rebellion." My boyfriend is half black and loves the same music, sports, and movies as my dad. FML

by katiebird / 03/16/2016 at 4:51pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out a colleague spread lies about me because she somehow thinks I'm to blame for the hot guy at work not wanting to date her. Perhaps she should blame his fiancé. FML

by yblamemebiatch / 03/16/2016 at 6:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, my mom parked in a handicapped space because, "the Spanish people are taking over everything." FML

by Thanks Trump / 03/08/2016 at 5:31pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous