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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML

Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML


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On 11/21/2015 at 7:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML


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On 11/20/2015 at 3:13pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I called my boss to ask if my paycheck had been deposited yet. He said no, that my grandmother came in to work and picked it up. Confused, I called her. She is holding it ransom until I start calling home every day. I do, but she gets so drunk, she doesn't remember. FML


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On 11/16/2015 at 7:21pm - misc - by kitkat1740 (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML


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On 11/15/2015 at 4:00pm - love - by SadIndianLife (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML


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On 11/10/2015 at 4:24am - work - by lauziej93 - Spain (La Rioja)

Today, at a bar, I overheard two attractive men speaking in French. I went over and tried to introduce myself with what little French I know. They looked at me like I was crazy and then said in English, "What are you doing?" Turns out they weren't speaking French. FML

Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML


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On 11/08/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my fiancée thought that lowering the volume on her phone would lower the amount of data being used by her streaming songs. FML


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On 11/04/2015 at 10:32pm - misc - by dBLIZZARD - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that my boyfriend lied about getting a vasectomy before we met, in spite of knowing how phobic I am of pregnancy and kids. His defense? "I figured you'd change your mind someday, because all you chicks love babies." FML

Today, I now need to include in my prerequisites for a potential date, "Must not pull a knife out on one of my guy friends for hugging me." I'm so done with online dating. FML

Today, it's been so long since I heard from him, I had to look at my boyfriend's Facebook page to see if we're still in a relationship. FML


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On 10/28/2015 at 3:48pm - love - by feeling single - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML


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On 10/27/2015 at 11:16am - love - by Congrats? - United States (Illinois)

Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I cried my eyes out for hours over the guy who dumped me 9 years ago. FML


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On 10/23/2015 at 2:56pm - love - by shakira, when the walls fell (woman) - Canada

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