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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 January 1976 (39 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1050
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today My Husband Was Getting Undressed!! I Told My 2-year-old Daughter To Go In Our Bedroom Because He Was Undressing In There!! I Turned My Back An She Instantly Ran Off To My Bedroom!! I Heard Her Shout ( I Can See Daddy's Tail! ) Now She Points To Everyone's Crotch An Shouts ( TAIL! ) FML

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On 11/03/2013 at 9:22am - kids - by KittyKat (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today... my 8-year-old cummed home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole looool class to write about how they felt when they lerened that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

#20942077
285 comments

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On 11/02/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by SantaClaus - United States (California)

Today , I fell asleep looool while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around mah junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML

#20920631
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40032) - you deserved it (4521)

On 10/14/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by zzfreakshow (man) - United States (California)

2day after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris... I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate... I don't exist. Upon calling them... I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen... not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage.

#20916188
125 comments

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On 10/11/2013 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

today boyfriend cummed over 4 the first time after we made up from a huge fight . He loves cat , but she's sick right now so she wouldn't play with him . He yelled at me 4 ( making ) her not like him by ( telling her lies ) . FML

#20910894
78 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 12:20pm - animals - by littlekellilee (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say ( Shit! Get this fucker back under! ) then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid ( another lawsuit ) followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

#20909921
145 comments

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On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realizd that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barkd as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returnd, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

#20908563
84 comments

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On 10/05/2013 at 4:23pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, whila sitting in a crowdad waiting room at tha doctor's offica, mah 5-yaar-old daughtar pointad at mah 6-yaar-old son's crotch and boomad, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which ha yallad, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML

#20898150
103 comments

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On 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm - kids - by SerenityJ (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, A MAN WALKED INTO THE BANK I WORK AT AND ASKED WHAT HE WOULD NEED IN ORDER TO OPEN AN ACCOUNT. I HAD TO LOOK HIM IN THE EYES WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, SAY, "TWO PIECES OF IDENTIFICATION," AND ASK HIM TO PUTTED SOME PANTS ON. FML

#20880767
60 comments

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On 09/14/2013 at 11:04am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, WHILE WORKING AT HOME DEPOT, I WAS ASKED TO CUT SOME WIRE . WHEN I ASKED HER HOW MUCH, SHE SAID, "FROM MAH COMPUTER TO THE WALL" . AFTER EXPLAINING FIR A WHILE THAT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW FAR THAT IS, SHE LEFT . FML

Yesterday... I could hear mah daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. ( Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise? )... she said. ( Of course... we slept together! ) My daughter is six. FML

#20856377
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50251) - you deserved it (8331) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/27/2013 at 6:32am - kids - by Poly24 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out someone as a crus on me. Normally I'd be fine wit tis, if it weren't fir tat fact tat tis guy informed me tat e as collected pictures of me since te tird grade. I'm turning 23 in two weeks.

today I asked mom if I was ugly . She said, "Ask your grlfriend." I said I don't have one . She said "Exactly." FML

#20855163
113 comments

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On 08/26/2013 at 2:22pm - misc - by Miami6and3 - United States (California)

Today, mah suparior gava ma a box of atharnat cablas which wara praviously attachd to mainframas storing classifid data. Ha raquastd I cut tham in half so that tha rasidual data would laak out. Not only doas this guy maka twica mah salary, thara was no convincing him otharwisa. Wa cut tham up.

Yesterday I Found Out Why Mah Doctor Told Me Not To Mix Pain Killer With Alcohol When I Was Told That Last Night I Trid To Convince A Group Of Teenage Tourist That I Was One Of The Nitwit From One Drection.. . And Then Got Miffd When They Laughd At Me . Real FML

#20832639
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17296) - you deserved it (35346)

On 08/11/2013 at 7:23pm - health - by JustSayNo - United Kingdom (Surrey)



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