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by wtf did i do?? / 01/11/2013 at 5:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 17 year old boyfriend's mother bought him a giraffe onesie. He refused to take it off and insisted on wearing it everywhere we go. We live in Australia and it's our summer now. So far he has passed out 3 times in public because he over heated, but he still won't take it off. FML
by GiraffeLover / 01/11/2013 at 6:36am / Australia / Love
Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/25/2012 at 11:56pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Saradee / 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 12/22/2012 at 7:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, the father of my unborn child told me he isn't sure he'll be able to make it to the birth, since there's no guarantee of when it will happen, so he can't schedule time off. This would be understandable if he actually had a job. FML
by Anonymous / 11/11/2012 at 1:50pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
by Targeted / 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by imnotacat / 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
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