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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 September 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 39129
  • Number of comments : 187
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lowcapacityx : 'SHHH girl! Shut your lips do the helen keller and talk with your hips.'

I heart hello kitty, fast food and fast cars.
Food is my best friend.
Friends are the bomb dot com.
I love laughing & believe it's a cure for anything !!
Sugar helps when you're have a bad day.
[ I'm HELLA fken FOBBY, example above. Conceived in Malaysia. Prob explains a lot. ]
Sugar ages you like crazy.
I'm a good girl w/ bad habits.
My boyfriend is snorelax.
I'm a straight girl with lesbian tendencies. So sorry for telling you how hot your bby sister is.
LASTLY (congrats you've read through all of this b/s)!
I go on FML daily.

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lowcapacityx's favorite FMLs

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

#2456065
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38647) - you deserved it (23324)

On 05/31/2009 at 2:46am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the 2nd grade. FML

#1706797
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71597) - you deserved it (8075)

On 05/06/2009 at 11:47pm - kids - by fmal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

#807564
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37941) - you deserved it (85932)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

#632473
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (169005) - you deserved it (34106)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML

#620278
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26056) - you deserved it (69207)

On 03/26/2009 at 11:42am - kids - by CaoNiMa (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

#618909
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (199401) - you deserved it (31526)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)



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