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  • Number of visits : 204
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lovesings : I'm actually pretty lame.
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Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50495) - you deserved it (10848)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas. FML

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On 12/25/2012 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by FuckMyEyes (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML

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On 12/25/2012 at 12:00am - love - by all by myself - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

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On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)



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