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lovepotion_9
  • Town/Country : Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 February 1974 (38 years)
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Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML

#2851443 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (41424) - you deserved it (1867)

On 06/13/2009 at 3:10am - love - by slukaa (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my band had a show. We played a love song, and during the bridge, I ask out a friend of mine who was in the crowd, over the mic, in front of at least 200 people. She said no. FML

#2834470 (221)

I agree, your life sucks (39915) - you deserved it (13617)

On 06/12/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by Guitar-ZERO - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML

#2833526 (226)

I agree, your life sucks (52489) - you deserved it (3340)

On 06/12/2009 at 4:04pm - love - by adderallgirl (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179 (668)

I agree, your life sucks (538235) - you deserved it (47605)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)