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lovemyblueeyes
  • Town/Country : USA.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 October 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 5613
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lovemyblueeyes : I'm an equestrian; I do showjumping :D Loove it. I also love photography, design, & nursing.
My favorite thing to do is shop! Besides riding horses, of course. I show year-round, & I loove the sport.
Texting & music is life...
aaaaand, FML is the best website. :D

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Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17059) - you deserved it (8457)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:10pm - love - by bumblebee (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27488) - you deserved it (6329)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)



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