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by nicolette5785452 / 11/16/2010 at 10:34am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by Lisa / 11/04/2010 at 10:42am / United States (New Hampshire) / Money
Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
by monogamous / 10/28/2010 at 5:26am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML
by Anonymous / 10/27/2010 at 12:17pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I was shopping for pillows at Bed Bath and Beyond. My husband playfully picked up a pillow pretending to start a pillow fight. I grabbed the largest pillow and chased him with it. When I finally caught up with him, a manager came around the corner. I was escorted out. FML
by sofakingweetodit / 10/18/2010 at 7:52am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, finishing up in the shower room, I walked into the kitchen to get a drink. Apparently both bathrooms were occupied and my grandmother really had to go... She was bent over in the kitchen peeing into a cup. I may never be able to erase this image. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2010 at 7:48am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 12:22pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 10:45am / Brunei Darussalam / Love
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, her pet bird whistled a tune she'd been trying to teach it. She stopped and congratulated it, and I took the chance to move it to the other room to prevent further distraction. She got mad and wouldn't let me back in bed because I just "untrained it." FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 10:03am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Abused / 10/13/2010 at 4:36am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by anon / 10/12/2010 at 5:52pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in every room of the house. It had then rubbed its butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I went to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML
by Anonymous / 10/08/2010 at 12:33pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/07/2010 at 9:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Alex / 10/07/2010 at 6:10am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
- Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded.… Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the… Today, I got it on for the first time with a guy I've been dating. He had to turn the TV up loud so…