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  • Number of visits : 753
  • Number of comments : 109
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About lovelyliz916 : Here cause I'm bored..lol

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Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

#13863853
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47081) - you deserved it (11629)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I received an overdue bill for my now nonexistent car that caught fire in July. FML

#13713270
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22734) - you deserved it (3014)

On 11/04/2010 at 10:42am - money - by Lisa - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

#13648057
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28808) - you deserved it (7984)

On 10/30/2010 at 9:40am - love - by serendipity1027 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

#13624123
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54422) - you deserved it (4321)

On 10/28/2010 at 5:26am - love - by monogamous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML

#13614201
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24063) - you deserved it (5694)

On 10/27/2010 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping for pillows at Bed Bath and Beyond. My husband playfully picked up a pillow pretending to start a pillow fight. I grabbed the largest pillow and chased him with it. When I finally caught up with him, a manager came around the corner. I was escorted out. FML

#13496559
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9203) - you deserved it (29677)

On 10/18/2010 at 7:52am - love - by sofakingweetodit - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, finishing up in the shower room, I walked into the kitchen to get a drink. Apparently both bathrooms were occupied and my grandmother really had to go... She was bent over in the kitchen peeing into a cup. I may never be able to erase this image. FML

#13496541
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25445) - you deserved it (2241)

On 10/18/2010 at 7:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I held my cousin's new baby, whom I have nicknamed Canteloupe Head. He then reenacted the Exorcist by projectile vomiting all over my lap and shirt. His mom is a firm believer in karma. FML

#13433594
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7858) - you deserved it (30251)

On 10/13/2010 at 12:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML

#13432971
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41258) - you deserved it (3353)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, her pet bird whistled a tune she'd been trying to teach it. She stopped and congratulated it, and I took the chance to move it to the other room to prevent further distraction. She got mad and wouldn't let me back in bed because I just "untrained it." FML

#13432700
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21903) - you deserved it (6647)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML

#13431073
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20774) - you deserved it (18115)

On 10/13/2010 at 4:36am - intimacy - by Abused (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I fainted because of a condition I have. My husband, who was standing right there, failed to catch me because he didn't want to drop his yogurt. FML

#13422951
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32489) - you deserved it (3711)

On 10/12/2010 at 5:52pm - health - by anon - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in every room of the house. It had then rubbed its butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I went to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML

#13365582
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34654) - you deserved it (5275)

On 10/08/2010 at 12:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I spent a hundred dollars on new "business casual" clothes and took two hours to get ready for my interview with a government agency. My interviewer was blind. FML

#13353654
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25292) - you deserved it (6501)

On 10/07/2010 at 9:55am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML

#13352571
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41156) - you deserved it (2788)

On 10/07/2010 at 6:10am - love - by Alex - United States (Connecticut)



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