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by Anonymous / 04/20/2014 at 12:03am / United States (Idaho) / Animals
by burnmyeyes / 04/19/2014 at 5:26pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/20/2013 at 11:27am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/19/2013 at 8:09pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
by oops999 / 11/19/2013 at 2:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I saw a psychiatrist for the first time. After telling her everything I'm going through, she looked at me and said "You know... every five years or so I get a case completely beyond my ability to help." I guess it's been five years. FML
by elle / 11/19/2013 at 12:31pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
by CanWeAllGetOne / 11/13/2013 at 1:40am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Grandson / 11/07/2013 at 12:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
by scared shitless in ohio / 09/25/2013 at 4:02pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by oD_Ronan / 08/29/2013 at 3:39am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I watched TV in the early morning. I was watching The Ring, and when the scene came on where the girl is crawling out of the TV, my dad grabbed my shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek like a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML
by insomniac x2 / 08/15/2013 at 3:56pm / Mexico (Nuevo Leon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML
by Blood on my hands / 08/07/2013 at 1:40am / United States / Animals
by NO NO NO / 08/05/2013 at 5:42pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call…