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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 July 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 435
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Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML


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Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML


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On 03/28/2011 at 1:26am - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, after the firetruck and EMS came to my house for an emergency, I realized that not all firefighters looked like the ones in my calendar. This depressed me more than the emergency. FML


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On 12/08/2009 at 10:11am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML


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