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Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML

#8658648
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58261) - you deserved it (3132)

On 02/26/2010 at 5:23am - love - by pain (woman) - Japan

Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year old boyfriend having sex. FML

#8643603
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I agree, your life sucks (30375) - you deserved it (7436)

On 02/25/2010 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by ryan and Zack - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

#8608911
224 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by janesays (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me I look like a fish gasping for breath when I "finish" during sex. FML

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89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20073) - you deserved it (4284)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:05am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Montana)



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