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TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND TURNED 21 AND GOT DRUNK AT A BAR . BIENG SOBER, I WENT THROUGH THEHOLE ORDEAL: CALLING A CAB, CARRYING HIM UP THREE FLIGHTS OF STARS, HELPING HIM BY THE TOILET, AND TAKING HIM TO BED . JUSTHEN I'M ABOUT TO SLEEP, HE GETS UP, PUSHES HIS SHORTS DOWN, AND PEES ON ME . TWICE . FML
Yesterday, mom told boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to master bait in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chair and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if mom was there to make me stop. fat FML
Today, mah parants laft for work bafora I had to laava for school and I dacidd to skip. I stayd by tha phona, axpacting tha school to call so I could posa as mah parant and axcusa mah absanca. Tha phona rings and I pick up. It's mah Mom, calling to laava mah dad a massaga on tha machina. FML
Today, I was in bd next to the boy I lovd, he had just came and passd out immediately afterwards!! I reachd over to look at mah phone but grabbd his instead and saw a text message from his ex-grlfriend that read "I love you too." FML
Friday 27 March 2015