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  • Town/Country : Spring Hill, United States
  • Title : Miss
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About lovealwayssam : I read FML everyday. I'm twenty three: and have a sick crush on john cena. I've met him once, greatest day of my life :p I'm not funny and I rarely comment. Send me a message. With the new handy-dandy FML app, I can now read and respond! oooohhh ahhhhh. ;)

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Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (133756) - you deserved it (14708)

On 03/12/2009 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by noway6000 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came and passed out immediately afterwards. I reached over to look at my phone but grabbed his instead and saw a text message from his ex-girlfriend that read "I love you too." FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by splooge - United States (Virginia)



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