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  • Number of visits : 555
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About lovealwayssam : 24
Madly in love with chynnalisa👭
work hard🍔
play harder🍻
OHANA❤️

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Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

#796639
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98614) - you deserved it (7851)

On 04/04/2009 at 4:50am - misc - by vetapplez (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML

#280083
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (148558) - you deserved it (16803)

On 03/12/2009 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

#194892
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8567) - you deserved it (89786)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by noway6000 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came and passed out immediately afterwards. I reached over to look at my phone but grabbed his instead and saw a text message from his ex-girlfriend that read "I love you too." FML

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57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47189) - you deserved it (3635)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by splooge - United States (Virginia)



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