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  • Birth Date : Friday 19 August 1988 (26 years)
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Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (169004) - you deserved it (34107)

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