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  • Town/Country : Isla Vista, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 August 1991 (21 years)
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Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

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