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  • Town/Country : Frankfurt, germany
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 December 1984 (29 years)
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Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44359) - you deserved it (6021)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64013) - you deserved it (2877)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:36pm - misc - by joAnne (woman) - United States



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