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lottofee
  • Town/Country : Frankfurt, germany
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 December 1984 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 3637
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37837) - you deserved it (4636)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got a call from the hospital that my fiance was in the ER. When I arrived at the hospital they told me that he had a heart attack while making love. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (208665) - you deserved it (7652)

On 03/19/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by jmoney (woman) - United States

Today, I went to visit my fiance's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60033) - you deserved it (2564)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:36pm - misc - by joAnne (woman) - United States