Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

lotsologan

Search for a member

lotsologan

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 950
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About lotsologan : SCHOOOOOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMA!

lotsologan's page activity

Visits<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 8:32pm<b>getindoe69</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 5:17am<b>FiendHunter</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 1:40am<b>katjas</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 6:10pm<b>PatrickSwayzebae</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 1:43am<b>gamergirl18155</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 5:33pm<b>aredvulpix</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 4:00pm<b>qwerty401</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 1:32pm<b>_delaneybear</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 8:34am<b>VeganDarkLight</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 8:45pm<b>tchatfield9413</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 10:08pm<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 06/06/2014 at 4:43pm<b>zanoty</b> - the 04/22/2014 at 5:10pm<b>legendaryplya</b> - the 03/29/2014 at 1:26pm<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 03/26/2014 at 5:43pm<b>iPoptard</b> - the 02/23/2014 at 12:25am<b>Zaketh2112</b> - the 01/29/2014 at 1:33pm<b>Rag_dollxx</b> - the 01/23/2014 at 10:36am

lotsologan's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

lotsologan's favorite FMLs

Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that my sister had a heart attack and died. My wife's response? "Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all!" FML

#8948119
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47771) - you deserved it (2535)

On 03/09/2010 at 4:08pm - misc - by dargas - United States (California)

Today, my house was the only house left that still had its Christmas lights up, so I decided to take them down. Almost done, my fingers brushed over a spiderweb. Startled, I jumped off the ladder and broke my shoulder. Oh, and the spider still managed to stay on my hand, giving me a panic attack. FML

#8716730
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26881) - you deserved it (8074)

On 02/28/2010 at 12:05pm - animals - by Man vs. Spider - United States



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: