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Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that my sister had a heart attack and died. My wife's response? "Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36543) - you deserved it (1615)

On 03/09/2010 at 4:08pm - misc - by dargas - United States (California)

Today, my house was the only house left that still had its Christmas lights up, so I decided to take them down. Almost done, my fingers brushed over a spiderweb. Startled, I jumped off the ladder and broke my shoulder. Oh, and the spider still managed to stay on my hand, giving me a panic attack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19142) - you deserved it (6893)

On 02/28/2010 at 12:05pm - animals - by Man vs. Spider - United States



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