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Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML
by Anonymous / 06/25/2009 at 12:01am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML
by ohhotdamn / 03/25/2009 at 10:48pm / United States (Kansas) / Geek
- Today, I just finished treating my cat for fleas and bombing my apartment and washing everything. I… Today, my husband and I had our third marriage counseling session. The only reason I was going was… Today, my dad is mad at me because I've been dating a boy who I've asked him to meet but he refuses…