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Today, I walked into my brother's house to see him unshaven and still in pyjamas eating ice-cream straight from the tub. I said jokingly, "You're lucky you have your wife, no one else could love you." His wife had just told him she was leaving him for her orthodontist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31925) - you deserved it (9362)

On 10/01/2009 at 9:19am - love - by FootInMouth (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71308) - you deserved it (3218)

On 05/13/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by chaos2007 - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16198) - you deserved it (84769)

On 05/09/2009 at 10:48am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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