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  • Number of visits : 1957
  • Number of comments : 1000
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 50 posted

About loserman67 : Still tall and dark (the italian side of my make-up) and a little less on the almost handsome. Devil's Cut Bourbon by Jim Beam is my new found passion along with a good cuban cigar. Check out my new toy. Interested in talking? Let me know

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Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36900) - you deserved it (5547)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12931) - you deserved it (34454)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML


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On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML


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On 01/22/2011 at 12:39pm - love - by jester777 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year old boy. 3 times. FML


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On 02/04/2009 at 7:56am - work - by cplaner (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I am sick with a cold and I go to the most important interview of my life. A giant glob of wet snot comes out of my nose when I am expressing my desire to join their team. FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 1:20pm - work - by Larry - United States (California)

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML


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