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Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
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On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)
Today, while at Costco, I was eating a hotdog when I saw a really hot guy walking over. Trying to be sexy, I bit my hotdog cutely and winked. I ended up choking and dropping the ketchup covered hotdog all over my lap. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by ashhatches - United States (Ohio)
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 12:39pm - love - by jester777 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by doglover (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year old boy. 3 times. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 7:56am - work - by cplaner (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I am sick with a cold and I go to the most important interview of my life. A giant glob of wet snot comes out of my nose when I am expressing my desire to join their team. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 1:20pm - work - by Larry - United States (California)
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
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On 11/12/2008 at 2:53am - work - by bipbip - Sent from mobile version
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